The Onion’s Evil Turn: Bannon Takes Helm as CEO, Alex Jones Reclaims Infowars
New York City — In a stunning move that left satire enthusiasts and truth-seekers alike spiraling into existential crises, The Onion announced it was flipping its comedic script to embrace…
Maybe Pollution is Actually Healing Our Planet—Who Can Say?
In a stunning revelation that is definitely based on extensive, rigorous chair research, a groundbreaking theory has emerged: what if all the pollution we’re dumping into our atmosphere is actually……
AI to Displace 100 Million Jobs in Next 5 Years
In an unexpected twist, former NBA superstar Allen Iverson is now making waves in the world of business. The basketball legend, once known for his agility and scoring prowess on…
Budweiser Sales Skyrocket After Kid Rock’s Viral Stunt: Dylan Mulvaney Thanks Rocker for the Attention
April 10, 2023 Budweiser, the iconic American beer brand, is toasting to a sales boom following an unexpected viral stunt by rock musician Kid Rock. The surge in sales came…
Former President Donald Trump Enrolled in ‘Prison Bootcamp’ to Prepare for Potential Incarceration
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has reportedly spent the last two weeks in an intensive “prison bootcamp” to prepare for the possibility of incarceration. Trump, who faces multiple…
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene: A Heavenly Journey
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, known for her unyielding support of former President Donald Trump, has recounted a spiritual journey that left both supporters and critics scratching their…
Kid Rock’s Tearful Tirade: Rocker Rails Against Budweiser’s Novelty Can, Takes Aim with Shotgun and Wallet
By Penelope Quill ST. LOUIS, MO — Budweiser’s latest novelty can design, dubbed “Cheers to Progress,” has brewed up a storm of controversy, with conservative groups calling for a boycott…